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As good as unexplored so far is the

History of Roman-Breadalogic Religion

But now this lack of knowledge has found an end: the honorful bread explorer Fellmonsterchen has devoted herself to this yet unknown past despite nonstop troubles in order to reach clarification after all.

Here she publishes in unregularly periods the results of her amazing research.

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This time:

The Bun Tower of Babel

Once all baked goods used to have one language and long arms. Whereas they moved across wastelands they found a flat land in Erfurt and live as from then. And they spoke to each other and maketh gestures with their long arms. Well then, let us shape buns and bake them! And so they taketh the dough and the oven and sayeth: Let us build a tower of buns which spire will reach the sky and further so that we make a name and be on television in a couple of thousand years! Or else we will be smashed to crumbs and scattered in all Bakeries until Bielefeld.

There driveth BROD, creator of all baked goods and supreme being who is worshiped by seven hardcore Bernd fans in his bread-o-mobil down to earth and saw the towers built by the breads.
And BROD sayeth: „You tell me, are you totally nuts now, you shaggy breads? Do you know what could happen to your baby breads if they‘d climb your towers? Damnit, I wish the EU would already exist so there so they‘d make a rule against it but this will take some thousand years. Crap. Until then you will have caused unmeasurable mischief so I am going to award a penalty with my righteous fury!“.

So BROD sayeth and made the breads arms shorter so that they could not build any edifices anymore. And since this day the breads have got too short arms.

This episode in the history of breadalogism inspired the famous artist Pieter Brotel the frumpy-baked to his masterpiece „Bun Tower of Babel“: